Kids can and do form their own political views despite what you say to them.
Wearing high heels on the same day as running 14 miles is hobbling.
Chocolate really can make your day climb out of the toilet.
The sun still rises even on the darkest day.
Being a bargain shopper is great except when it comes to hair products and shoes.
It is ok to admit to reading a book labeled erotica if it is also called mommy porn and passed around in MOPS.
No matter how much you speculate or plan or consult the experts for how a child will react to something it always ends up going another way.
Love and marriage do NOT always go together like a horse and carriage.
When you need a hair tie or a bobby pin you can't find one to same your life but if are sweeping the floor you will find 5. The vacuum will find 10.
When you ask me what is for dinner and I say NO idea that probably means mac and cheese or peanut butter and jelly. It doesn't mean Chipotle or Wendy's.
Attending church doesn't make you a better person than someone that doesn't but if you go to church and embrace the message you already know that.
Fat cats are funny any way you look at it especially from behind.
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