1: How life changing and exciting it is to be running a marathon.
2: Teenagers. Myth vs. reality. Good vs. evil.

4: How fantastic 80's movies are.
5: Plastic surgery. Yes? No? Maybe so?
6: Cute shoes.
7: How to hide annoying people on Face Book.
8: The validity of underwear.
9: MEN
10: Washed up pop stars, over the hill actors and Lindsay Lohan.
11: Donuts, cinnamon rolls, pumpkin bars, tacos, wine, Whine, and more wine.
12: Ladies of a certain age should NOT "Love Pink".
13: Water.

14: The absurdity of running a marathon for fun.
15: Sweat.
16: Starbucks.
17: First kisses.
18: How proud we are to be running 26.2 miles.
19: Sore feet.
20: Drinking games.

21: Blisters.
22: Did that guys really just pee under that bridge?
23: What kind of dumb ass puts a hill at mile 23 of a marathon?
24: Who the hell talked me into running this thing anyway?
25: Ouch.

26: Left,right,left,right.
.2: I think I am seeing double...is that the finish line? PLEASE let it be the finish line!