...who invests in noise canceling headphones that can easily be hidden under a hat
....who finds a way to remove green from three chlorine ridden blond heads
...who stocks up on water proof band aids, poison ivy cream , bug spray,sunscreen and WINE
...who serves potato chips for breakfast and ice cream for lunch
...who insists on bike helmets and seat belts but is ok with unbrushed hair and grass stained knees.
...who has room for three in How to Wash Your Own Clothes 101 **extra credit for folding and putting away
...who would rather listen to the kids fight then let them watch TV all day ((at least for the first week))
...who still gets up before the sun to enjoy a cup of tea and a few minutes alone
...who uses the hose to kill bees and get the ball out of the tree but forgets to water my plants
...who dives in the pool over and over no matter how silly I look
...who spends a half hour slathering the kids with sunscreen but ends up
with a burn.
...who makes Target and the Grocery seem really boring just so I can go alone
..who can't quite believe I will have a 2nd, 5th and 7th grader in August
..who has a calendar with big red X's counting down to the first day of school
YEP that's ME!