...I forgot the window was down and other people could hear me singing to the teen station at the stop light...
...the shaving cream can is the same exact color as the hair spray.....
...I couldn't find my glasses because I didn't have them on...
...I forgot to take into account that the bank would be closed for the holiday...
...I never asked to drive a car so big ...or so um wide....
...someone has to be the official cheerleader at the girl's soccer games, why not me?
...it just felt wrong to leave one lonely glass worth left in the bottle...
...that text was meant for someone else ...
...the kids like frosted animal crackers too ...
...the butter made my phone very slippery...
In my own defense.
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