My five year old certainly did NOT take her bike for a ride without asking and go knocking on neighbors doors telling her friends to come for a sleepover. She absolutely did not get in huge trouble and have to go apologize.
I definitely did not run 15 whole miles. I could never have run the whole way imagining all the food that I would eat..nope that would have been counter productive.
I could never have finally gotten my diamond anniversary band back from the jeweler after a month and I certainly didn't spend the rest of the day staring at it sparkle in the sunlight.
I could never have gone to a volleyball game and two soccer games all in one day and all three teams certainly didn't lose.
There is no way we got new wood floors on the first floor of our house and it is impossible that I found a few mistakes. I could never have pointed out the mistakes to Chris and then gone and hid in my car so he could deal with the floor guys because I can't deal with confrontation..no way that would have been immature and silly.
I did NOT have a blog follower drop me after I posted my opinion of the whole Obama speaking in the schools thing...no way that people could be that narrow minded. I could never have felt horrible about her dropping me even though I don't really agree with much of what she says anyway.
We could never have run totally out of toilet paper and have to move on to tissues and I certainly didn't get tell the girls to only use half so we could make it one more day before I had to go to the store...nope that would have been lazy and unmotherly.
I haven't had insomnia over the last week thinking about 9/11 and remembering all the details of that day and I certainly haven't woken in a cold sweat in a panic ...nope not ME!
2 comments:
hahaha running while dreaming of food, great idea:)
Good job on the 15 miles! that is amazing!!! I think of food all the time when I run. I try to think of other things, but usually when running, I'm either counting steps or breaths (not for any reason except i have always counted such things..neurotic much?), or I'm thinking about food. The food always contains the following ingredients: tomatoes and tequila. I am usually successful in talking myself into just the tomatoes (along with a lot of other things, sans alcohol) by the time the run is over though:)
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