Powell, Ohio for Dummies part 2 (the men)

I was overwhelmed with requests to let the men in on the social scene in our community. Hopefully this will be a helpful Cliff Note version of men in Powell and how to fit in seamlessly.

I am going to detail 5 distinct groups and let you decide where you belong.

1) The Frat Boy: The guy who never really left his college days even though he got a job, got married and had a family. He still spends his nights playing pool and chest bumping his buddies over the score of the game. He likes to crush beer cans on his forehead and grunt unintelligibly. He uses his muscles to blind people to his deficiencies in other areas.

2) CEO Dad: These are the guys who are the president of their job (no matter what that might be) and want everyone to know it. They flaunt their axcess to all the local sporting events and have extensive collections of shiny metal toys in their garage. They spend the weekends out on their boats while their kids bond with the nanny. They often fly off to Tahiti on a moments notice. They want their kids to have everything they didn't have no matter what the they have to sacrifice to provide it.

3) Ubber Dad: This guy is D-A-D down to his tighty whities. He is often seen pulling the kids around on a sled with his John Deer. He can't have a conversation without telling you the score of his kids games or the grade they got on their science project. He wears his coaches shirt even after the season is over and always has those picture buttons of his kids in their uniforms on the front of his jacket. This guy lets his daughters dress him up and polish his nails and enjoys every minute of it.

4) Mr. Mom: Diapers, skinned knees and sippy cups everywhere! This dad is usually wearing an apron and baking cookies. When he isn't in the kitchen he is out shuttling the kids around or at the grocery store. He is supportive of his ladder climbing wife on the outside but feeling inadequate beyond belief on the inside.

5) The Rebel: Moved here for the great school system but refuses to give up the freedom of life without deed restrictions. Even though they are quite vocal about their irritation over all the rules they are the first to shovel the snow and trim the trees bitching all the while.

**Thanks to Amy and Abby for the the insight on this post**

Go Out on a Limb...After All That is Where the Fruit is

It is almost two weeks into the new year. The new decade. I have been mulling over what kinds of things I want to promise myself. What kinds of things I want to accomplish. For me the biggest issue is being able to try new things and face change with a positive spin. For some reason change has always been synonymous with fear. This is probably why I always like to say "I don't do that" about things that I have never tried. It is easier to pretend that those things are uninteresting to me then to admit my apprehension. Taking risks means not knowing what the outcome will be in advance, leaving everything to chance. What I want to attempt in this new year is to challenge myself to take uncomfortable risks. A risk that is uncomfortable for me will help me to push myself to new lengths and bring about change. Without risk I don't feel like I can learn or grow. I want to move beyond the stagnation of the status quo and find potential in myself. I want to bring something new and exciting to the table. I have a feeling that the gift of risk-taking lies less in what I risk and more in who I become as a result of the process.

Powell, Ohio for Dummies

Welcome to Powell, Ohio. We are so glad that you chose our quaint little community nestled between no money and new money! A place where kids out number adults 4:1 and so do the playgrounds. We like to pay big bucks for our homes but watch out on the first day to sign up for the cheapie parks and recreation classes ! If you aren't there in the first ten minutes...YOU LOSE! People here enjoy devoting hours of time on what kinds of trees to plant in your subdivision and whether your trash can is put away within an hour of the garbage men coming. Don't consider putting up fences and don't even think about leaving your holiday lights up past January 15th. Visit our local markets but be warned if you forget your "I'm better then you" bags at the checkout you will be totally ostracized. Be sure to attempt to respect our local law enforcement. They have tons of time on their hands and like to hang out on residential streets setting up speed traps and pulling cars over for going a mile over the speed limit. They also enjoy calling people at 1am to inform them that their garage door is open. Don't think you are a good citizen by walking home after having that beer at the local pub. The police here enjoy enforcing WUI's...walking under the influence. Don't worry about finding a public phone to use just tap any child over the age of 8 on the shoulder and I am sure you can a borrow their cell. Again welcome and enjoy!

The first thing I want to do is to give a tutorial about the four very distinct types of woman that live in the area. I hope by giving some insight you can find an IN and be accepted into one of the groups.

One) Granola Hippie Chick: Skeletally thin with Birkenstocks for every day of the week. Often caught singing Kumbaya and looking rather "athletic". Smells of incense and makes special brownies to welcome you to the neighborhood.

Two) The Queen Bee: Head room mom who volunteers endlessly. Has an extensive collection of glass dolls and a house decorated in Laura Ashley florals. More then willing to host play dates and sleepovers.

Three) Holier then Thou: No gluten or additives of any kind in food for the family. Absolutely no fast food or soda. Scheduled lessons galore. Only one hour of "screen" time a day, no exceptions. Often carries a Solo cup around with something resembling cranberry juice but if you took a sip I am sure it would have a little something extra.

Four) Social Climber: Coach carrying, SUV driving, perfectly coiffed hair and nails. Always whispering about the Jones's and how to keep up. Knows the local bar menu's better then the elementary school motto.

** Please remember this is all a spoof and should be taken with a grain of salt. I certainly don't want my neighbors to come in through my open garage door and lynch me :**

Harmony

As I get older I seem to be able to see the need to surround myself with people that are a positive influence on my well being. Relationships that are healthy contain something that both parties can contribute. There is a good amount of give and take and everyone benefits from the union. In the past I have had people I thought were friends who seemed to suck every last drop out of me. People who took and took and just when you thought they were done they took some more. I was just as much to blame as them though because I sat back and surrendered. Letting them walk all over me one way and then slowly and deliberately turn around and walk back the other way. I felt like by giving everything I could I was being a good friend. I still think giving a lot of yourself is important in friendship but taking is important too. When I hit the 30 year mark years ago I had a few really important realizations. First that wine is the nectar of the God's and second that a friend doesn't make you feel inept and uncomfortable (whether those two things have any connection I don't know but they happened simultaneously so I thought I would mention it :) What I have found is that people that turn out to be true friends, in for the long haul, are people who have something you need and want something you have. Opposites attract in love but also in friendship. Most of the people I consider my real true friends are those who I admire for their differences. People that I can learn from and who want to learn from me. Today I surround myself with people who enrich my experiences. People that through mutual support, communication, trust, honesty and unconditional love have enhanced the quality of my life.

Satisfaction Not Guaranteed

Why is it as human beings we always seem to want more? There isn't really any satisfaction in achieving something because we are already focused on something else we feel we need or want. It is like remodeling an entire room. New paint and floors. New curtains, furniture and artwork. When you enter the room instead of seeing those things you notice the old fixtures and can see nothing else. It is especially clear at the beginning of the new year. People want to be thinner and healthier or more god fearing and faithful. They want to drive a better car and make more money while spending less.

It is truly almost impossible to find someone that is relishing in their life without yearning for more. I understand the benefit of setting goals and working toward things but I am beginning to think that that intense focus is blocking out any enjoyment of the here and now. Sometimes I wish good enough could really be good enough. There should be no guilt in putting some of those goals away every now and again to just be and enjoy. When you are always facing toward the future it is easy to miss what is going on right in front of you. Before you know it you have skipped over all the roses without stopping to enjoy the smell.

Hibernation

The New Year is supposed to bring about new beginnings and chances for change. In my case it poses new chances for failure and insecurities. The magnitude of the accomplishments of last year bring me to a crashing halt with the realization that living up to that year may not be possible. Nothing is worse then being compared to yourself and losing. If the game ended with last year then I would be ahead but the wide open empty pages of the next 365 days leaves too many chances for the story to change and end in a different way. The unknown is scary. I refuse to pretend that that fear isn't real. I won't make a list of resolutions this year. Instead I will take a step back and burrow in for a while to refuel and energize. I will reevaluate and hopefully emerge with a new found optimism that will propel me to look forward instead of back.

My top stories of 2009

These are some things about the year 2009 that made me happy. Things about myself and my life that I find empowering and exciting. Things that I want to use as an example for 2010 to build on and explore.
1) Surrounding myself with people I really, truly respect as much as they respect me .
2) Setting an extreme goal for myself and working through highs as well as lows to get there.
3) Letting myself out of my self-made box and trying some new adventures beyond my comfort level.
4) Realizing that my children are growing up and require less physical parenting but more support and emotional parenting.
5) No matter how some things look from the outside, they are pretty much never that way once you actually get insisde.
6) Sometmes imagining something is way worse than actually taking that scary first step and actually doing it.
7) Trying something and failing is ten times better than not trying at all.
8) Love is much more powerful than hate.